Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
dude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??
whoops my hand slipped
Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.
Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit
Even if they throw the first punch?
how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong
my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up
i have a brain tumor
They call me Cuban Pete
I’m the king of the rhumba beat
When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom
thinking about the discovery of food is weird like who picked up a shrimp and thought “imma eat this freaky bug lookin nigga”
when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated
my favourite sex position is 9
curled up in my bed
when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves
when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon
THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR
BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THIS
GODDAMN THIS IS SPOT ON
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